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BUCKLE UP! IT’S GONNA BE A LONG, COLD RIDE
How To Slay All Winter Long
Summer girl’s 75 hot tips
I present you with a challenge. (As if Winter isn’t challenging enough already. I know, two things you didn’t sign up for, but...) I bet you can’t complete all 75 items in this list before the end of the season. If you do make it through the whole list: Congratulations! You win nothing, and it’s still Winter.
If you’ve never experienced Winter in Canada, imagine your life has been sucked dry of all the energy and endorphins you’re used to, you’re less healthy, less attractive, and less happy. It’s that fun.
As I write, the roads and sidewalks are covered with salt, another weather warning has been released, and the communities are scrambling to get home in preparation for yet another brutal storm. This too shall pass, but in the meantime I hope you enjoy this list of seventy-five things to do this winter:
- Download a dating app. Wouldn’t it be funny to match with your ex-boyfriend from high school? Don’t answer that.
- Rent a cottage. You’ll still be cold, probably even colder honestly, but at least you’re at the cottage.
- Invest in the stock market. If not now, when?
- Online shopping! Get all the gifts you’re…
